YO BREAF IZ BAD (Best I Ever Had Parody) - Atom Smasher

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• Song Name: YO BREAF IZ BAD
• Artist: Atom Smasher

My favorite radio host made a bad parody of the song "Best I Ever Had" by Drake

I tried to type the lyrics to the best of my abilities. So yeah.

YO BREAF IZ BAD

You need some Scope and everything
You're all i've ever wanted
Your breath is scary girl
I'd say that ------ is haunted
You wet the ????
And he'd be cleaning on it
Buy you a tongue scraper
I'll spend whatever on it
Cause her breath is bad every time I hit her up
Early in the morning it's like you're drinking from a ------ cup
Smells like you put a dead possum on it
You melted plastic with your breath, got a stank on it

I say your breath is bad
Damn your breath is bad
Girl your breath is bad
It really makes me mad
Some Crest I wish you've had
Crest I wish you've had
Scope I wish you had
That ------ that makes me mad

You got some halitosis, girl, you know it's true
Your breath smells like the inside of a dirty gym shoe
I'd be kissing on you girl and i'd get a whiff of it
It's like a ----- present, gift with a ribbon on it
I wished you brushed you teeth and flossed - too
Then every time we kissed it wouldn't smell like dog poo
Your breath it stinks,girl, it's gross got me feeling bad
When I fight gotta stop, make me vomit bad
Brush, clean, and floss should be your only task
There's a reason your dinner guest put on two of those face mask's
Like a hot pool of lava with the stank of cheese
Get them ---- clean girl, scrape your tongue please
When we wake up in the morning, I'm fearing for my life girl
It feels like my nostrils be stabbed with a knife girl
Could scare small children, Halloween, trick or treat
So hot it melts the candy, yo it smells like feet

I say your breath is bad
Damn your breath is bad
Girl your breath is bad
It really makes me mad
Some Crest I wish you've had
Crest I wish you've had
Scope I wish you had
That ------ that makes me mad