Jury Duty. How should I get out of it?

I have jury duty October 2nd. I want to make sure they NEVER pick me for jury duty again. So, whatever you guys pick, I'll go through with at the courthouse to ensure that they take me off their list of candidates permanently.

If you have other cool ideas that I didn't list, please let me know here. If they're awesome enough, I'll even add them to the poll.

This is gonna be funny! What a craaazyy idea :3

"Glue a doll to my face and insist that it's a parasitic twin"
LMAO FTW

you could also say one of these

*I can tell if people are guilty by looking at them.
*I'm attracted to you, your honor.
*If a police officer told me I was a bug, I would believe him.
*Is it murder if I haven't been caught?
*My religion prohibits me from sitting near other people.
*Would I have to bathe?
*Can each of my personalities vote in deliberations?
*Laws are for sissies.
*Your marshall's handcuffs are turning me on.
*I'm allergic to justice.
*I'm deaf. (Answer questions thereafter by cupping hand and shouting "What?")
*A pit bull named [defendant's first name] just killed my baby.
*I have Tourette's Syndrome, you fucking asshole.
*I get dizzy if I try to weigh evidence.
*An eye for an eye? I say we take his head for an eye! (Point at defendant)

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ARINAYED!

Oh god! Those are all so priceless! I'm gonna pick a few to add to the poll.

I hope you guys vote for a good one because come October 2nd, I am seriously gonna do it.

I hate jury duty.

lol cant wait to hear how this turns out!

Haha, me either. I'm kinda excited, just to cause a little drama.

I'll make sure to tell you guys how it turns out too. xD

lol a lot of those choices would jus get you thrown away into a mad house id personally take the jury duty but if i had to choose flirt with everyone that system always works how do you think amy whinehouse has avoided prison so many times ;)

Just ignore the letter. That's what my mom does. They can't make you come if you ignore the letter like you never got it. :D

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In all seriousness, I got out of it because I'm in college. That's one of the automatic disqualifiers. I wouldn't have time for that crap. In the letter I got in the mail, it had a whole list of reasons that I could get out of it when they summoned me. Re-read the letter they sent you.

And, chances are that even if you do go, they won't pick you. For some reason they do like older women on the juries and I'm pretty sure that you are young. If you were a man, I'd say you were really cleared of it. But if you can't find a valid reason on that slip of paper, just act like you've already made up your mind about all cases. DO NOT ACT OPEN-MINDED OR EMPATHETIC!!! (they want always want empathy especially in women which is a bit sexist if you ask me) But that's the best thing I can tell you to do.

Also, Niji, that is not a good idea. They could come to your house and arrest you for ignoring it. You'd serve jail time for that. Tell your Mom to never do that again unless she thinks she would like jail. lol My mom works at a police station and she told me that. Tell your mom that she can call her the court house that summoned her to verify that. Just tell her not to give them any information like an address, phone number or name.
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