Italy: Some month, some day. All the usual countries are all gathered here now for a world conference. Today's conference
topic is about sleeping problems. It seems that people all around the world are having trouble falling asleep lately. That's
why all of us are going to talk about it and find a good solution to this problem! I'm a real pro when it comes to sleeping,
so I'm giving it my all today!
Italy: Here! I'll put in my say! Now then, insomnia means you can't fall asleep at night, right? Well I think having a
relaxing siesta might make up for that!
Romano: And that suggestion is pretty much worthless for countries without siestas. Rejected.
Italy: Huh?! There are actually places who don't have siestas?
Romano: This siesta thing started as a custom thing in Spain's home. Of course there'd be a lot countries
who wouldn't do it.
Italy: I see! You sure know a lot, bro! But if you take a siesta, you feel so energized and good afterwards. I wonder why
everyone doesn't do it. Do you know, bro?
Romano: Ummm... I think I might have heard the reason why we have a siesta from Spain a long time ago.
Italy: Ohh, I didn't even think of something as obvious as why we have a siesta in the first place! Why do we have one, bro?
Romano: Your stupidity made me forget it.
Italy: No way!
Romano: *sigh* A siesta is an afternoon nap that you take from 1 P.M to about 4 P.M. It's DAMN hot during that time.
It's really damn hot during that time in Spain's place. Our place is the same too, right?
Italy: That's right. It's so hot that you might even sizzle out there.
Romano: That's why it's much more effective to sleep during the really hot afternoons and go back to work at around dusk when things
get cool. That's what it looks like, anyways.
Italy: Ohh, there was actually a reason to have a siesta.
Romano: There are plenty of places who don't share our climate and don't take a siesta. That's why your siesta solution
isn't that great.
Italy: I see... What a shame.
Italy: Germany, Germany! Won't you try having a siesta in your home? Maybe you can think of other good sleeping methods.
Romano: You listening?! If you talk to that muscle for brains pimple giant again, I'm going to stamp a nice, permanent
red circle on your face with this cup!
Romano: But what?
*Italy breaks free*
Italy: But Germany is so wise. I think he could come up with a better solution than what we came come up with!
Romano: What's this "we" business?! I've already thought of a useful and perfect method to fall asleep right now!
Italy: Really?! What is it, huh?
Romano: Huh? Ahhh... Now then... It goes... Sort of like... Ummm...
Romano: What the hell's up with that face, you bastard?! Come here!