- Song Name: If Think You Can Make Me Sleep I'd Love to See You Try!
- Artist: ドラマCD
- Album: ヘタリア x 羊でおやすみシリーズ vol. 8「ハロウィンでおやすみ」
- Year: 2010
Counting Sheep Vol. 8 America and England
Translation by spaceinvaderdud on Livejournal
Track 3: "If you think you can put me to sleep, then do it!"
America: SAYING I HAVE A BIG EGO IS GOING TOO FAR!
England: What the, you were awake!?
America: I knew that wouldn't work! Your way of doing things is way too old fashioned!
England: It's not old fashioned! It's called being traditional, you bloody moron!
This time I'll sing a lullaby instead of sheep counting.
Go lie back in bed now!
America: Yeeeaahh, I don't need that.
England: Go to sleep...Go to sleep...Go to sleep deep within the cradles of Hell.
America: That again?! Geeez, now you've scared me even more! What are you gonna do about this!?
England: What the hell! I'm trying to put you to sleep and you're complaining?!
America: *exasperated sigh* I have no idea what I'm going to do with you.
I guess I'll just have to show you how a hero counts and set an example!
England: Huh?! I don't need to see that! Unlike you, I don't lose sleep because I get a little scared!
America: Just hurry up and lie down!
England: Bloody punk!
America: This was a sleep-off to see who would fall asleep first, remember? If you don't fall asleep to my counting,
then you'll win this showdown of ours!
England: What's with that patronizing look of yours?!
Oh fine. If you wanna count, then go ahead. There's no way I'm going to fall asleep to your sheep counting though!
America: All right, let's staaaarrrttt!
Score: 10.0, votes: 3