Carrots and Sticks - Ukraine and Belarus

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• Song Name: Carrots and Sticks
• Artist: Ukraine and Belarus

GAHHH, I waited all day for this. I love it!

Lyrics and translation by spaceinvaderdud on Livejournal

English

Prussia: Hey, hey, everyone! Let's get today's show on the road!
Welcome to the music show made by me for me, "Dancing Prussia"!
Here's today's special guests you've all been waiting for!
You know them as the mid-winter troublemakers...
Oh, no last minute cancels!
Here's Ukraine and Belarus with their song, "Carrot and Stick"!

UkrBel: Я тебялюблю x3 (I love you!)
Ukr: I love you, love you, love you, I love you so much!
UkrBel: Я тебялюблю x3 (I love you!)
Bel: Marriage, marriage, let us be married!
UkrBel: Love is so sweet that it hurts. If either of them is missing, it's just not enough!

Ukr: Вибачте (I'm sorry)
It's all right! It's nothing for you to worry about!
Everything will definitely go well! We'll be able to help you again!
Bel: Вｉншую.(Congratulations!)
I'm so happy! Today is our own, special anniversary!
Everything shall go smoothly! Anyone that stands in our way shall be cursed and hated! Cursed and hated!
Cursed and hated!

UkrBel: Я тебялюблю x3 (I love you!)
Ukr: You're giving that to me too? Thank you so much!
UkrBel: Я тебялюблю x3 (I love you!)
Bel: Choose me, choose me, choose me over anyone else!
UkrBel: Dependancy is an aphrodisiac in love. You see, it's a fate you can't break from an-y-more.

Ukr: I've always imagined your figure standing in a raging blizzard on a frigid, lonely night.
I've always believed you would walk toward me and see me.
Bel: Soon the rain shall freeze into snow. These beautiful snow crystals falling are like a rice shower blessing the two of us.
I vow to stay with you; till death do us part.

Ukr: Oh, Russia dear, do you remember those days?
Those warm, gentle days when we were all together!
My chest is becoming warmer, my dependable, great little brother!
Bel: Oh, dear brother, do you understand?
I will not allow you to cast your gaze on anyone, ever!
My chest is heating up. Could this be a blaze of someone burning? Someone burning! Someone burning!

UkrBel: Не　морозь　меня x3 (Do not leave me to freeze.)
Ukr: I want to see you and hug you again so much!
UkrBel: Не　морозь　меня x3 (Do not leave me to freeze.)
Bel: Hug me, hug me, hold me in your embrace!
UkrBel: If love were a disease, we would be dead. I want you to love me more and more.

Bel: Dear brother... Why will you not give your signature to our (marriage) papers?
Have you already chosen another one to give your signature to?
...YOU! IT'S YOU! THIS WAS YOUR DOINGGGGGGGG!
UNFORGIVABLE! IRREDEEMABLE! INEXCUSABLE!
Ukr: I'm sorry for being such a bewitching older sister~!

Bel: You should boil in that pechka*2 over there!
A befitting, blazing sanction that fit your inexcusable actions!
Ukr: Let's bake bread in that pechka over there!
Such a simple and happy thing to make to warm your stomach!
UkrBel: Now, let us finally become one together. (One together... One together...)

UkrBel: Я тебялюблю x3 (I love you!)
Ukr: I love you, love you, love you, I love you so much!
UkrBel: Не　морозь　меня x3 (Do not leave me to freeze.)
Bel: Marriage, marriage, that's the only option!
UkrBel: Love is so sweet that it hurts.
Ukr: (At same time) I'll teach that very principle on your body.
Bel: (At same time) I shall carve that onto that body of yours.
UkrBel: You see, it's a fate you can't break from an-y-more.

Romaji
*Prussia chatter. Ends at 0:21.*

UkrBel: Я тебялюблю. x3 (Ya Cheba Ryuburyu)
Ukr: Sukiyo, sukisuki, daisuki!
UkrBel: Я тебялюблю. x3 (Ya Cheba Ryuburyu)
Bel: Kekkon, Kekkon, Kekkon suru no!
UkrBel: Ai wa amakute itai no yo! Docchi ga kakete mo monota-ri-nai

Ukr:Вибачте.（Vipachute）
Daijoubu　Nani mo shinpai shinaide ne!
Kitto umaku iku wa!　Watashitachi mata tasukeaeru!
Bel: Вｉншую.（Vinshuuyu)
Ureshii wa　Kyou wa futari no kinen ne!
Kitto umaku iku wa!　Jamasuru yatsu wa noroumono!
Noroumono! Noroumono!

UkrBel: Я тебялюблю. x3 (Ya Cheba Ryuburyu)
Ukr: Sore mo kureru no? Arigatou!
UkrBel: Я тебялюблю. x3 (Ya Cheba Ryuburyu)
Bel: Kimete, kimete, watashi ni kimete!
UkrBel: Ai ni izon wa biyaku da wa.　Hora, mou hanarerarenai sa-da-me!

*Ukraine and Belarus monologue until 2:03*

Ukr: Nee Roshia-chan, oboeteteru?
Issho ni irareta ano yashii hibi?
Mune ga atsukunaru no, tayori ni naru jiman no otouto.
Bel: Nee nii-san, wakatteru?
Yosomi nanka yurasanai wa zettai!
Mune ga atsukunaru no, dare wo moyasu honoo kashira? Honoo kashira? Honoo kashira?

UkrBel:Не　морозь　меня. x3 (Nee maroosu minyaa)
Ukr: Hayaku dakishimeaitai
UkrBel:Не　морозь　меня. x3 (Nee maroosu minyaa)
Bel:Daite, daite, dakishimete yo!
UkrBel:Ai ga binetsu ja shin jau no. Motto tsuyoku aishite ho-shi-i.

*Belarus monologue until 3:10*

Bel: Sono pechika de nietagiru ga ii!
Nante ichikoro de atatakute tadashii seisai!
Ukr: Sono pechika de pan wo yakimashou!
Nante shiawase de atatakute tayasui ibukuro!
UkrBel: Saa, hitotsu ni narimashou. (Narimashou... Narimashou...)

UkrBel: Я тебялюблю. x3 (Ya Cheba Ryuburyu)
Ukr: Sukiyo, sukisuki, daisuki!
UkrBel: Не　морозь　меня. x3 (Nee maroosu minyaa)
Bel: Kekkon, kekkon, sore shika nai wa!
UkrBel: Ai wa amakute itai no yo!
Ukr: Sono karada ni oshieteageru!
Bel: Sono karada ni kizandeageru!
UkrBel: Hora, mou hanarerarenai sa-da-me!